I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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