Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
