Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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