he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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what are you doing with your life
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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