Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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