All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I got inside last night via doggy door