gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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