He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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