What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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