Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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