he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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