He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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How's work?
Spinning.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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