You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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