My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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