I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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