Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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