No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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