your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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