shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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