Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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