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Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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