So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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