brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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