Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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