don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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