i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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