No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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