Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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