Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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