U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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