I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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