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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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