I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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