Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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