just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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