oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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