You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Green mimosas i think yes
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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