But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
