I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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