id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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