At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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