Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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