yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish I could teleport
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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