Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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