More tranny stories later!
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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