My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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