even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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