If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
