By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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