It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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