ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
organizing the empties. That sober.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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