I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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