please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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