Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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