How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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