i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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